Lounge Singer Without a Lounge · Performs at the register

Dale's Encore Picks

Burgundy velvet tux, vintage mic, no audience. Dale turns every kitchen gadget into a closing number. Two shows nightly.

“Tap the basket, darling.”

6 finds with Dale Fontaine

The find: 2-in-1 oil sprayer

Dale serenaded a bottle of olive oil. It can mist. It can pour. It cannot sing back.

The find: Smash burger press

Dale turned burger night into a lounge act. One press, crispy edges, two shows nightly.

The find: LED pumpkin lights

Dale sang to the pumpkins until they lit up. Then the lights went down… and Gerald was there. They are on a timer. He is not.

The find: Handheld milk frother

Dale wrote a love song for a glass of milk. The milk rose to the occasion.

The find: Himalayan salt block

Dale wrote a love song for a rock. The rock is a pink salt block. The steak is the backup singer.

The find: Pumpkin mini waffle maker

Dale wrote a ballad for a waffle. Bev wants to know how it knows it's October.