Covert Shopper · Store "security"

Classified Equipment

Trench coat, neon tracksuit, dark glasses. Prudence treats every mess as a compromised scene and every gadget as classified equipment.

“The basket is your extraction point.”

6 finds with Agent Prudence

The find: Cordless car vacuum

The vehicle was compromised: crumbs, candy corn, and Gerald in the back seat. Agent Prudence removed the evidence. Most of it.

The find: Handheld steam cleaner

The stovetop was compromised. Agent Prudence cleared it in one cloud of steam. Gerald was there the whole time.

The find: Mini bag sealer

The Halloween candy stash was compromised. Agent Prudence resealed it in one pass. Nobody saw anything.

The find: Cooking oil solidifier

Agent Prudence had one job: make the leftover frying oil disappear. There was no oil. There was no Gerald.

The find: Defrosting tray

Agent Prudence has secured a frozen asset. Extraction requires one tray and zero microwaves.

The find: Candle warmer lamp

Agent Prudence was told there was an open flame in the house. There was not. There was only pumpkin spice… and Gerald.