The Human Mannequin · Stands in the window
Gerald Stood Next To These
Gray suit, perfect posture, has not blinked since Tuesday. Gerald stands perfectly still next to things that work suspiciously well.
“I am not a mannequin.”
11 finds with Gerald
Ep. 31
Evidence Removed
The find: Cordless car vacuum
The vehicle was compromised: crumbs, candy corn, and Gerald in the back seat. Agent Prudence removed the evidence. Most of it.
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Ep. 30
Boo.
The find: Ghost night light
Gerald tapped the little ghost. The ghost lit up. Somehow the ghost is the less scary one.
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Ep. 27
Operation Fog
The find: Handheld steam cleaner
The stovetop was compromised. Agent Prudence cleared it in one cloud of steam. Gerald was there the whole time.
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Ep. 23
I Do Not Touch the Meat
The find: Meatball maker scoop
Gerald was asked to make meatballs. Gerald does not touch the meat. Gerald is not a mannequin.
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Ep. 22
Light Up, My Little Pumpkins
The find: LED pumpkin lights
Dale sang to the pumpkins until they lit up. Then the lights went down… and Gerald was there. They are on a timer. He is not.
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Ep. 18
The Fridge Has Been Reset
The find: Fridge shelf liners
A jar fell over in the fridge. Gerald slid out the liner, rinsed it, slid it back. The fridge has been reset. Gerald has not.
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Ep. 17
Operation Grease
The find: Cooking oil solidifier
Agent Prudence had one job: make the leftover frying oil disappear. There was no oil. There was no Gerald.
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Ep. 15
The Door Is Not Haunted
The find: Rubber door stopper
The door kept slamming. Gerald has resolved it. The door is not haunted. Gerald is also not a mannequin.
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Ep. 11
Say When
The find: Zester grater
Gerald was asked to add a little parmesan. Nobody said when.
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Ep. 07
Gerald Does Not Cry
The find: Vegetable chopper
Gerald was asked to chop an onion. Gerald does not cry. Please disregard his face.
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Ep. 05
The Candle Stakeout
The find: Candle warmer lamp
Agent Prudence was told there was an open flame in the house. There was not. There was only pumpkin spice… and Gerald.
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