Regional Manager of Nothing · Store manager
Marjorie Approved
Mint-green pantsuit, clipboard, zero emotion. Marjorie answers every complaint with a full inspection and has never once been impressed. Almost.
“Approved for the quarter.”
8 finds with Marjorie Vexley
Ep. 32
No Marks. Case Closed.
The find: Expandable trivet
Complaint received: scorch marks. Marjorie stretched one trivet for the hot dishes. No marks. Case closed. She kept the casserole.
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Ep. 25
It Knows I'm Here
The find: Motion-sensor trash can
Complaint received: the trash can opens by itself. Marjorie investigated. It knows she's there. Case closed.
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Ep. 20
The Drain Is Innocent
The find: Sink strainer basket
Complaint received: something in the sink. Marjorie investigated. The corner did it.
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Ep. 14
Dish Inspection
The find: Soap-dispensing dish brush
Complaint received: dishes. Marjorie pressed one button. The plate is now a mirror. She did not ask for this.
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Ep. 12
Transfer Inspection
The find: Food scoop & bench scraper
Complaint received: onions on the floor. Marjorie inspected the transfer. Zero spillage. She finds this suspicious.
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Ep. 04
Towel Inspection
The find: Towel warmer bucket
Complaint received: cold towels. Marjorie has opened an investigation. She may never close it.
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Ep. 03
Grout Inspection
The find: Electric spin scrubber
Complaint received: grout. Marjorie brought a spinning brush and a clipboard. Only one of them did any work.
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Ep. 01
Two Vacuums. One Carpet.
The find: Cordless stick vacuum
Marjorie has been asked to inspect two vacuums. Bev has questions. Mostly about the lights.
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